.melissa.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

11:11:00 AM

Just for laughs...

- Friends help you move. True friends help you move bodies
- What's mine is mine. What's yours is negotiable
- I don't believe in miracles. I RELY on them
- War doesn't determine who's right. Only who's left
- My mind's not twisted. Just bent in several strategic places
- I intend to live forever... Or die trying
- The main reason Santa's so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live
- A day without sunshine is like... Night
- I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
- Plan to be spontaneous; tomorrow
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
- First rule of genetics: chasity is not hereditary

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